In the vein of the funny Original Pervy Hobbit Fancier page but along similar lines.
lemonlye’s LiveJournal – The Two Towers (condensed)
during the battle for Helm’s Deep…
GIMLI: What was that God-awful noise?
LEGOLAS: I’m guessing…wargs dying.
ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas’s fangirl contingent, shrieking in delight at his horseback-riding tricks.