Tom Cheng parties hard on Halloween.
[Party Chick] “So, if you’re a superhero, where’s your cape?”
[Tom Cheng] “Well, I used to run around in a cape and tights, but people spent more time speculating on my sexual orientation than trying to help me fight crime. Why is it that Superman and Spider-man can run around in spandex without people thinking they’re gay, but when they see an Asian dude in tights, they immediately think he’s gay?”
[Party Chick] “Because you live in Dupont Circle?”